Scrappy Malone's Unofficial House Rules Tee - 100-Proof Bar Humor

We've been expecting you, but we definitely didn't clean up. These are the Unofficial House Rules, the ones that keep you from getting banned (mostly). Wear it to the bar, wear it to the garage, or wear it while explaining why "math is hard after three rounds."

The Scrappy Malone's Standard:

• 100-Proof Quality: Printed on premium, soft-wash blanks (Bella+Canvas 3001) for that "lived-in" feel.
• Gen-X Approved: Designed for the Hose Water Generation.
• Take the Detour: Because the main road is boring and usually has a speed trap.

Est. 1992-ish. Banned from better places than this.